The Captain tries Wu Jianwu style slam poetry on Xu Qing after getting with Li Shitao (hypothetically):
A beautiful, immortal fairy bestows her heavenly peach unto the magnificent Ox, his charming eyes gaze pitifully at the poor, single peasant farmer.
Xu Qing's reply (the submission for this post, not the above):
With merely the snake bred and plum seed planted and countless other crops, the peasant farmer is certainly below the charming Ox.