How to Teach
This manual has been written, in an attempt to create a foundation for education across the lands.
WARNING! The lessons within will challenge your very being. Once each lesson has been mastered, a new dawn awaits you, young educator.
Lesson One: Teach Dares
He who dares wins. The superior educator dares.
Lesson Two: Quiet Down When Teach is Talking
Once the lessons have begun, the superior educator demands attention from their pupils.
Lesson Three: Teach May Choose You To Be His Stepping Stone. You Cannot Decline This Assignment.
When education gets physical, an example is needed. Superior educators set firm examples
Lesson Four: When Teach Wants To Give You A Caning, He'll Take Up Arms to See It Carried Out.
Punishment is always a dilemma for the educator. Superior educators make certain to see punishments carried out.
Lesson Five: Teach Is Just Happy To Be Here
An important lesson for one who wields the power to change. The superior educator enjoys their work.
Lesson Six: Teach Will Take Both
The modern educator will be faced with myriad choices. The superior educator eliminates much of this.
Lesson Seven: Teach Decides When The Lessons Begin
As a model educator, the lesson plan is yours to dictate. Superior educators have full mastery over this.
Lesson Eight: Teach Steps On The Ladder To Heaven
Here, lesson three is embellished. Superior educators can make an example of the heavens.
Lesson Nine: Teach Cares
Despite the struggles you will face, superior educators never forget the caring heart that started this path.
Lesson Nine And A Half: When The Teach Engine Roars, It Roars For At Least Half A Day
The modern educator also needs their downtime. Superior educators can enjoy themselves for hours on end.
Lesson Ten: Once The Tears Of Blood Cease, Hell Awaits
Every educator faces turmoil. Superior educators channel that energy to clear future obstacles.