Writing Game: One sentence

Try to make a story that can be told in one sentence. Please note unlike the discontinued website below, these can be fictional or real.





Examples taken from the archive of onesentence.org

Only a few blocks from home my 3-year-old brother opened the rear door
of our family's Dodge Polara, and quick as a wink he was gone.

When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before she tied my
tie and I just now realized at the age of 19 that she did this because
she's a funeral director.

I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing
K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home
phone number, on the other end.

As you were breaking up with me, all I could think about were those
mornings when you compared the Pop-Tarts and gave me the one with more
frosting.

My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means
"Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.

I conduct job interviews for a living and nothing gives me a better
sense of wielding karma than giving the job to the nervous kid instead
of the better qualified arrogant prick.

When asked to name the one person absent from her life that she missed
the most, she responded, "The person I hoped I'd be by this point in my
life."

I know 18 digits of pi and can recite the quadratic equation, but I
still need to make an L with my hand to find out where left is.

It was the perfect revenge, until I came home and the cops were already waiting for me.

Knowing that my miscarriage brought him relief is something I'm not sure I'll ever forget.

It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to
continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly
portion.

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Comments

  • edited November 2015
    # Babysitting

    Making funny faces at the baby, he laughed when I asked if I was if he was going to make his parents crazy.

    #Anxiety

    Had you not walked by then I would have still been stumbling on words before oral practical.



  • #Tiredness

    I was going to get up, but then my bedsheets grabbed hold of me while emitting a sleepy-eyed REM-like aura.
    The longest journey in life... starts with a nap on the couch.
  • edited November 2015
    #Away From Home

    The affair in nose cause him to stutter in his breath as he walked over to her.


  • edited November 2015
    #The Writer

    Sure, I killed some, I stabbed the others, betrayed the rest, a cruel and unjust god I am.

  • edited November 2015
    Reading this thread, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
  • edited November 2015
    pandaBee said:

    Reading this thread, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

    There's not many active people the forum. I was trying to improve that.
  • Tasear said:

    pandaBee said:

    Reading this thread, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

    There's not many active people the forum. I was trying to improve that.
    Yep, that's the story of our lives here @ WW
  • pandaBee said:

    Tasear said:

    pandaBee said:

    Reading this thread, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

    There's not many active people the forum. I was trying to improve that.
    Yep, that's the story of our lives here @ WW
    It will get better with time.
  • edited November 2015
    Coffee Shop Romance.

    Sitting at the table, she eyed eyed him from afar, thinking only in her dreams, then she noticed his book was upside down too.
  • Oh well, here you go.

    All my life, I was rather laid back, nothing had any real importance, other than laying my back at the bed, dreamily sleeping, till the bed dreamilly drugged me back to life.
  • Why, you asked; "why not?" I said.
    The longest journey in life... starts with a nap on the couch.
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